If you have two of these cocktails,you may actually go on a rampage and pull the roof off your house. Don't say you weren't warned.
3 cups (13½ ounces) small ice cubes
1½ ounces vodka
1½ ounces Midori
1½ ounces thawed frozen lemonade concentrate
¾ ounce triple sec
¾ ounce thawed frozen orange juice concentrate
¾ ounce simple syrup, store bought or homeade
Place all ingredients in a large blender in the order listed. Cover and blend until a pale-green slush, stopping the machine as necessary to shake down the canister, less than 1 minute. Divide between two large glasses.